Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Cleanliness is next to Godliness


I have canceled my maid service. Contrary to Billy's belief, I am not rich and I decided this was one luxury I could live without. Money I am saving by scrubbing my own toilet will go directly into the buy-a-new-boat-fund. However, since I have not cleaned much of anything in about 4 years there will be an adjustment period. First, I will have to actually buy some cleaning supplies and a tub or something to contain said supplies. Then, I will need to take a break from my usual Sunday routine (ps3 and tivo), get down on my knobby little knees and make this dump shine like the top of the chrysler building! On a side note, when my mom cleaned our house growing up she would rock out to one of the following: Tina Turner (Private Dancer era), Annie Lennox, or Miami Sound Machine. Now whenever I hear "Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga" I get the urge to dust something.

2 comments:

tt said...

Can I suggest Method cleaning products? Because they don't burn your eyes or smell like burning, they make cleaning a more positive experience. Obviusly only a close second to SImply the best by another TT who is more badass than I.

tt said...

Oh yeah, by the way, only rich people save for 'a new boat'.